Profile

Speciality

She can make any guy weak at the knees without even touching them – "obviously it is more effective if I do touch them…and when I say effective I mean fun and by touch, I really mean kick the crap out of them"

Fight tally

716 undefeated "and that’s just using my legs, I may start using my hands soon, nice change of pace, like holidaying in England or cycling to work ."

Favourite fighting outfit

Vixen has a wardrobe the size of Dawn French although its slightly better looking. "I love fighting in my thigh high 5-inch leather boots of course, although I really should buy a new pair, the teeth marks are ruining the sheen. I love it when my legs are encased in tight leather; I also like poetry and picnics in meadows."

Training

English Girl Guide Boxing Champion 5 years in a row "we used to take on the Royal Marines all the time, they never lasted more than 3 rounds with me though, shame, some of them were quite cute."

Favourite fight

June 2006 – Bogotá "I strangled a guy in my thighs whilst in the sauna, I wouldn’t mind but I only popped out for a pint of milk."

Favourite tactic

"I love moving in for a kiss and then nutting them with an almighty head butt, gets them every time!" Vixen is renowned for her power too "I’ve got really strong legs and anyone unlucky enough to be on the receiving end of one of my knee to their stomach usually doesn’t hold their lunch down. I now offer this service to people choking on bones and bulimics."

Favourite move

"I did enjoy my move from Zurich to Lagos in the 90s…. only kidding… it was rubbish." Vixen does have the highest recorded kick in the northern hemisphere "there’s nothing like the power of a high kick, especially one of mine – can take a man’s head off."

Person you’d most like to give a good kicking to

Mmm, let me think…. that Iranian nutter Ahmadinejad, Eddie Izzard and that twat Ronaldo too.

Little-known fact

Bad girl turned good, Vixen was expelled from Borstal for being too tough on the boys and was then kicked out of the Triads for being too mean to them. She later joined West Ham United’s ICF where she single handedly took out an army of Millwall fans after an argument about a spilled pint. She later reformed, became a Nun, a Monk, a Rabbi and then the Pope’s body double before she was headhunted by Kick Ass Kandy.

Vital Statistics

5’8”, boot size 6 and can bench press a small elephant.