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SPECIALITY:

I like taking down gangsters, warlords and drug dealers – 'basically anyone who calls themselves Mr Big, apart from Mr Big my newsagent who’s a very lovely man.”

FIGHT TALLY:

499 knockouts and 1 draw - “That was with The Body after she borrowed my hairdryer without asking. We kissed and made up afterwards. She’s a very good kisser.”

FAVOURITE FIGHTING OUTFIT:

Agent Hi-Kix is very particular about what she wears - “Well, I do actually like going undercover as a schoolgirl – wearing a little miniskirt and tight fitting shirt but I can’t imagine anyone finding that remotely attractive so I’ll say heavy mechanics overalls?”

TRAINING:

Female World Kickboxing Champion 2003 - “Need I say more?”

FAVOURITE FIGHT:

November, 2007 Prague - “I once beat 3 guys up whilst reading the newspaper – it was a great article about the Swiss Chemist Albert Hoffman.”

FAVOURITE TACTIC:

Strutting seductively around my prey, making them feel weak with anticipation, casting aspersions about their masculinity and then taking them down – “I also like hitting bad men with metal pipes but apparently we’re not allowed to do that any more, some United Nations Health and Safety derivate. Bloody Bureaucrats.”

FAVOURITE MOVE:

High kicking of course - “If I’m not using this move for kicking idiot henchmen’s’ heads in, I use it to reach things on high shelves.”

PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO GIVE A GOOD KICKING TOO:

Ronaldo or Robert Mugabe – “it’s a close call.”

LITTLE KNOWN FACTS:

Not a lot of people know this but Agent Hi-Kix has just returned from capturing Serbian war criminal Radovan Karadzic. Having completed the MI6 course in Beard Spotting, she wasn’t fooled by the former President of the Serbian Republic of Bosnia-Herzegovina’s bouffant chin disguise - “I don’t know what you mean, I was volunteering at the orphanage all day.'

VITAL STATISTICS:

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